Sweep The Podcast Studio For Every Topic!
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Sweep The Podcast Studio For Every Topic!

Wouldn't you know it? I am sitting in the dark trying to upload a podcast after a power outage. Not the storm, a blown transformer! Anyway, G. Long and Deb roll out several topics for the discerning listener. From autocratic over-reach to armpit hair and beyond. It's another multi-topic blowout and you can't find a better deal anywhere! Long in the Boot's Multi-Mega-Manic-Topical Podcast Liquidation!

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[00:00:00] Are you pushing it? Push it real good.

[00:00:34] And greetings, this is the Long in the Boot podcast, the podcast coming to you from the heel of the

[00:00:39] boot of Southwest Louisiana. I am your host to G Long and sitting across the way as always is Deb.

[00:00:45] Hi, all. Hey, Deb. You're sounding strong and sassy today. Oh, it's because I have not had

[00:00:50] my heroin yet. You keep telling people that. No, one day I'll get somebody to believe it.

[00:00:56] Is that what you're going for? Please think I'm on heroin. I'm on the smack,

[00:01:00] people. Please, sir, could I have some heroin? I don't actually do heroin.

[00:01:04] There. Oh, man. Hey, if you want to reach us, you can go to long in the boot at gmail.com,

[00:01:12] call us at 337-502-9011. You can go and check out all the old podcasts at long in the boot.com.

[00:01:20] And people did last week. I know since we didn't have a time. We should do that more often.

[00:01:26] Amazing how many people listen to our podcast and we didn't do one.

[00:01:29] Going back in the old days. Well, I mean, honestly, isn't everyone

[00:01:35] not listen? Wait, no, never mind. You don't even know what you're saying.

[00:01:38] I had a thought, but it went away. It fluttered out of your head.

[00:01:44] We couldn't do a podcast last week because of severe thunderstorms, straight line winds,

[00:01:50] trees befuddling us and power lines down our daughter's brand new power line. Yeah,

[00:01:56] trees laying on the power line. There's been a lot of chainsawing and limb picking up.

[00:02:03] And for a short time, there was lots of generators and there were generators running. We had no power.

[00:02:07] But we got power. And by the way, I feel horrible for all the people that took longer.

[00:02:11] We got lucky. I consider our power to 36 hours. Our power was back up.

[00:02:17] Yeah, which there were some people it was way longer.

[00:02:20] Yeah, but they live out in the marshy boonies and the marshy boonies, the marshy boonies,

[00:02:26] and it's scary for those linemen and women, you know, marshy boonie, Louisiana.

[00:02:31] I'm sure there's a place. There probably is the power. I just said linemen, but is that

[00:02:37] the appropriate moniker anymore? Or are there line women?

[00:02:41] There probably could be. I don't know how many women are up there doing the linemen job.

[00:02:48] I don't know. OK, well,

[00:02:52] I guess then if there are women doing it, then a female needs to redo Glenn Campbell's song.

[00:02:58] Linemen for the county, right? Line person. Are there women? Linemen.

[00:03:05] Why is just you know what? It's a question I want to know.

[00:03:10] I hate that stuff. Anyway, like I said, we couldn't do a podcast last week. No electricity.

[00:03:17] And I did have a great suggestion for recording it, but that's what we do. We record it.

[00:03:23] Yeah, it was extremely helpful almost. I appreciate the offers. I appreciate the

[00:03:30] offers for help and for getting the podcast out. But honestly, it isn't going to hurt

[00:03:35] anybody if we're a week late. Our sponsors aren't going to lose it.

[00:03:38] Yeah, I know our because the millions of dollars we make on our sponsorship deals.

[00:03:43] All right. AI gave me an answer. Yes, there are female linemen, though the number is still small.

[00:03:48] According to a twenty twenty one survey, five point six percent of line workers in the US are

[00:03:54] women. I bet it's a pretty brutal job on the upper body. I bet you need strong shoulders to be

[00:04:00] a lineman. You know what? There are women that can do it. If women are firefighters and

[00:04:05] you know, Marines. Sure. And with Biden's new Title IX rules, why not?

[00:04:11] Sure. Why not? OK, well, I got the answer to the question.

[00:04:14] You know, speaking of our episode today is going to be just a bunch of a bunch of stuff.

[00:04:19] Of ramblings? Yeah, because three weeks and we got

[00:04:23] many things and rather than pick a major overarching topic, we had lots of little

[00:04:27] things to talk about. So we usually call these potpourri episodes. Yes. And this one started

[00:04:32] with it did start with read the room. Yeah, that's kind of the overarching theme.

[00:04:38] You keep seeing stuff and it's like, man, does anybody even read the room anymore?

[00:04:42] You know, you've all been there. You've all been there. You can see where society is going.

[00:04:46] And yet you go into a room where a bunch of people, let's say, are really pissed off

[00:04:51] and you're happy as can be. But the moment you walk in, you immediately should feel

[00:04:57] something's different. And you do a quick read of the room and nobody's faces are happy or relaxed.

[00:05:04] Everybody's brows are furrowed. And unless you're paid to be there

[00:05:08] and change their mood and congratulations, you've read the room.

[00:05:12] Biden, I assume, sees that a lot when he walks in to give it.

[00:05:16] I don't know. Press conference now.

[00:05:17] I don't know if he can see. I don't know if he can see the room or if he even feels

[00:05:21] anything anymore. He may be. I saw a shot of the reporters the other day during one

[00:05:25] of his press conferences and all of them had that furrowed brow.

[00:05:28] Like they were perplexed. Now, either that or they're just

[00:05:31] repeating their one question in their head over and over and over again

[00:05:34] so they make sure they don't stumble if he picks them.

[00:05:36] Oh yeah, because you don't want to do that.

[00:05:39] I've got a picture of Biden here and I would just like to,

[00:05:43] behind him is this magnificent picture of Teddy Roosevelt on a stallion looking all just,

[00:05:49] well, in fact, it's probably the picture that statue's based off of.

[00:05:53] The one they've changed.

[00:05:54] Because his hands on his hip.

[00:05:55] Looking very manly and...

[00:05:57] And it's right behind Biden and I just can't think of a more juxtaposed image.

[00:06:03] For the leader of our country.

[00:06:05] Or the juxtaposition within the image of the images.

[00:06:08] We need a Teddy. We need a manly man.

[00:06:10] I'm sorry, it's not DT.

[00:06:13] You know, speaking of the Title IX decision,

[00:06:16] everybody's getting all up in arms about the trans athlete thing that's in there

[00:06:21] that's going to make it basically so high schools have to recognize trans athletes.

[00:06:27] But actually there is something in that that nobody's bitching about,

[00:06:32] but I think is actually worse.

[00:06:33] Oh, did you read it?

[00:06:34] I did.

[00:06:35] Oh, okay.

[00:06:36] And one of the things it does is it gets rid of due process

[00:06:40] for any students accused of sexual misconduct.

[00:06:44] Wait a minute, due process as in your rights as an accused?

[00:06:49] Well, if you are accused of sexual misconduct, we can say,

[00:06:56] we must be able to admit that occasionally someone's accused of something they didn't do.

[00:07:01] Correct?

[00:07:02] Yes.

[00:07:02] All right.

[00:07:03] Well, colleges, many colleges have a policy where if that happens,

[00:07:07] the person accused is immediately kicked out of school.

[00:07:11] Oh, without any due process.

[00:07:14] Under the new regulations, a student can be found responsible for sexually assaulting a classmate

[00:07:21] because a single administrator believed there was a 51% chance they had committed the assault.

[00:07:27] Okay, a 51% that he believed?

[00:07:30] And this is one single administrator, any administrator.

[00:07:37] Okay.

[00:07:38] And the accused student is not allowed to know who accused him.

[00:07:44] And the circumstances?

[00:07:45] Or a hearing in which he can defend himself.

[00:07:49] Well, that's just communism.

[00:07:51] They can just be bounced out of college.

[00:07:53] Wow.

[00:07:55] Okay, and does the college have to give them back their tuition for that semester?

[00:08:02] I mean, if you're going to...

[00:08:02] No.

[00:08:04] And colleges can now use this policy even if the assault happens off campus.

[00:08:12] Oh, wow.

[00:08:13] Between people in like a private apartment.

[00:08:15] So the person making the accusation has all the power now.

[00:08:20] So again, you know what we've done as a society?

[00:08:22] We're just swinging that pendulum back to the other extreme.

[00:08:25] We used to just blame the victim.

[00:08:28] What were you wearing?

[00:08:29] Where were you at?

[00:08:30] Did you drink?

[00:08:31] And now, we're just going to put it all on the accuser.

[00:08:36] They're the ones that have...

[00:08:38] They're going to be telling the truth.

[00:08:40] Right.

[00:08:40] And we have to...

[00:08:42] Again, I am not saying don't believe women.

[00:08:45] And let's face it, most of the time in pretty much 99.9% of the cases,

[00:08:50] it's going to be a woman accusing a man.

[00:08:52] We think.

[00:08:53] Come on.

[00:08:53] But you started this conversation with the trans...

[00:08:56] No, that's in this same...

[00:08:58] Yeah, in this legislation.

[00:09:00] In this same Title IX executive order.

[00:09:02] So you want to do a scenario then where a trans is making an accusation or a trans...

[00:09:09] No, we don't need to bring up the trans thing at all.

[00:09:11] Everybody's already set on that one.

[00:09:13] So it's just hidden...

[00:09:14] That's like arguing abortion.

[00:09:15] It's hidden in the legislation and that's a problem.

[00:09:17] That part, yeah.

[00:09:17] But this is taking away your rights as an American.

[00:09:22] Yeah.

[00:09:23] You've been accused of something.

[00:09:25] You've been accused of something.

[00:09:25] And you have a right to defend yourself, but you need to know who said it.

[00:09:29] And think about this.

[00:09:31] You are trivializing the accusation of sexual assault if you're going to take all accusations

[00:09:38] of sexual assault as legit.

[00:09:40] As fact.

[00:09:42] Because...

[00:09:43] Because there's going to be people...

[00:09:44] Well, there will be people with motivations...

[00:09:46] Who will use this.

[00:09:47] ...to use this, yes, because there are crazy mofos out there.

[00:09:52] Our babies are scared.

[00:09:53] One student at a California university was deported after a college believed his accuser.

[00:10:03] He was just deported.

[00:10:04] Well, I would say that each case is individual and to put legislation that's blanket across

[00:10:09] every...

[00:10:09] A person should have the right to know who is accusing them of a crime.

[00:10:13] Part of our democracy, part of our Bill of Rights.

[00:10:15] Because this is going to be put into their permanent record.

[00:10:18] So would they then say are these state colleges or these private colleges?

[00:10:22] No, this is now across the board.

[00:10:25] Okay, is this just Louisiana?

[00:10:29] No.

[00:10:29] It's everywhere.

[00:10:30] This is federal?

[00:10:31] Yes.

[00:10:31] Okay.

[00:10:31] I was curious because you were talking earlier about state things.

[00:10:35] When Trump was president, he put in a codicell that said...

[00:10:40] He did.

[00:10:40] You had to be able to defend yourself and know your accuser in a college sexual

[00:10:46] assault accusation.

[00:10:47] Yeah.

[00:10:48] Which is the law.

[00:10:49] How is it that we have this college...

[00:10:51] Yeah, that is allowed to...

[00:10:53] That is allowed to just basically circumvent what are your federal rights.

[00:10:57] People say, well, it's a private institution.

[00:10:58] Well, that's what I was questioning.

[00:10:59] No, but they're not.

[00:11:00] But they're not.

[00:11:01] They get huge amounts of money from the government.

[00:11:03] Exactly.

[00:11:03] Hence the student loan fiasco.

[00:11:05] So any institution that takes federal dollars should have to obey federal law.

[00:11:10] The federal law.

[00:11:11] Yes.

[00:11:11] Okay.

[00:11:12] So it's hidden in there and this is always the point that you want to make.

[00:11:15] I just wanted to bring that up because I heard all the high schools are now piling

[00:11:20] onto the lawsuit to get rid of...

[00:11:22] Basically, they're suing the government for the same thing.

[00:11:26] The Title IX rules as they apply to transgender students.

[00:11:31] Yes.

[00:11:31] As athletes.

[00:11:33] Not just athletes.

[00:11:34] Well, it is athletics mostly, but it would apply across the board because you'd

[00:11:37] have to create separate facilities and...

[00:11:39] Men who are thinking they're women trying to go into women's bathroom.

[00:11:42] These are children though.

[00:11:43] These are children.

[00:11:44] We're not talking college anymore.

[00:11:45] No, no, but I'm just saying this applies to children.

[00:11:48] Well, it actually applies to high schools as well.

[00:11:50] Okay.

[00:11:50] I guess it would apply all the way down to kindergarten.

[00:11:53] Well, then wouldn't that lend into Jeff Landry's whole let's get rid of high schools,

[00:11:59] public education and then...

[00:12:01] Well, Jeff Landry says that parents are the best determiner of who should be educated,

[00:12:07] but we don't give parents the same leeway when it comes to other things,

[00:12:11] like whether or not their kid wants to change his gender.

[00:12:14] Oh, you're going down a slippery, slippery slope.

[00:12:18] Everything's slippery in the state of Louisiana right now.

[00:12:20] Can we agree that not all parents are the best parents to be making decisions for their kids?

[00:12:23] I'm sorry.

[00:12:25] I think that's the danger zone you're in.

[00:12:27] I don't think it is because I think most people know whether or not they're good parents.

[00:12:31] I actually do.

[00:12:35] When you struggle raising your children, you're aware of it.

[00:12:40] You're not aware.

[00:12:41] Sometimes you're just selfish and you're not thinking about your kids.

[00:12:45] I'm going to give people the credit...

[00:12:46] Or other times you only think about the kids and you're not...

[00:12:49] But I'm going to give people the credit that most people who parent their children...

[00:12:57] Think about how you said that.

[00:12:58] Well, what I'm trying to say is I believe that most people do the very best they can

[00:13:03] in the situations they have to raise their children.

[00:13:05] And themselves.

[00:13:06] But I don't know that every parent should be responsible for their child's education

[00:13:14] across the board.

[00:13:15] And I guess really...

[00:13:17] Because I've had too many instances of children who clearly were having serious issues at home.

[00:13:23] And well, I would assume their parents probably weren't the best people to be making decisions.

[00:13:29] Maybe got help through the school system.

[00:13:31] The school was the safe place for the student.

[00:13:33] We're not going to go into the whole public education, private education,

[00:13:35] and parents, schooling their kids.

[00:13:36] Actually, I was going to talk a little bit about that.

[00:13:38] Where are you going there?

[00:13:39] I see your list over there.

[00:13:40] I got a whole list of stuff.

[00:13:42] We could talk about it just for fun.

[00:13:44] Let's move on.

[00:13:46] I'm not having a good time on this date.

[00:13:47] Okay, well, I'm sorry.

[00:13:49] Let's change the topic then.

[00:13:51] Okay.

[00:13:51] I missed my date last time.

[00:13:52] It's been a month and I need some positive reinforcement.

[00:13:56] Oh, you're pretty.

[00:13:58] Oh, I had a really rough morning that night.

[00:14:04] You're so pretty.

[00:14:06] There you go.

[00:14:07] See folks, this is all you need to do.

[00:14:09] That's all you need to do.

[00:14:10] And women just cave.

[00:14:12] You just cave.

[00:14:13] I have a...

[00:14:14] Do you have something?

[00:14:15] I have another thing that I thought was...

[00:14:16] No, no.

[00:14:16] I'm saving mine for the end because it's trivial and frivolous.

[00:14:20] It's one of my stories.

[00:14:22] Well, get this.

[00:14:23] In San Diego, they have decided they're tired of it and they're cracking down.

[00:14:28] What is San Diego tired of?

[00:14:30] They're cracking down on groups exercising outside without a permit.

[00:14:34] You got to have a permit to exercise outside?

[00:14:35] Is that body odor?

[00:14:37] What's the deal?

[00:14:38] Anybody who conducts classes in a public space and gets money for it now has to have a permit.

[00:14:45] Now they're professionals.

[00:14:46] If they have more than four people.

[00:14:49] Okay, wow.

[00:14:50] Then you need little tiny little groups of yoga and boot camp people out there doing their thing.

[00:14:56] I like the way the article starts.

[00:14:58] We'll gather in groups of three.

[00:14:59] They come in packs.

[00:15:01] They're often crunchy.

[00:15:02] They're chameleons, a downward-facing dog one moment, a cobra or a child the next.

[00:15:07] They do handstands and breathe peacefully, and that needs to stop.

[00:15:13] At least it shouldn't happen on public land.

[00:15:16] They haven't been like getting into fights with dog owners who don't pick up their dog poop and stuff?

[00:15:20] None of that?

[00:15:20] Anything.

[00:15:21] Any commercial recreational activity with more than four people has to have a permit if money is changing hands.

[00:15:28] Okay, well then my next question is how much does the permit cost?

[00:15:32] You know, that's one of my complaints.

[00:15:35] There is no nowhere in this entire article does it talk about how much the permit costs.

[00:15:39] The city has to be gaining something.

[00:15:42] I mean, why keep paperwork on a damn little fitness group?

[00:15:45] If I bring 100 people to the park and don't charge them, no problem.

[00:15:49] But that's causing an issue.

[00:15:51] No, they want money.

[00:15:52] It's a stupid little tax.

[00:15:54] Okay, San Diego, you're dumb.

[00:15:58] They're breaking up classes on the beach because the beaches are public.

[00:16:02] They're issuing tickets to the teachers of these classes.

[00:16:08] Think about what that does in a city environment, though.

[00:16:10] Okay, so City Hall now has to keep records.

[00:16:13] Well, one person said I went to get a permit and no one seemed to know what I was talking about.

[00:16:19] So the cops are out there ticketing people.

[00:16:22] Well, so then they're just raking in the dough.

[00:16:24] That's all that's happening.

[00:16:25] The law was originally created to stop permitless food vendors

[00:16:30] from just stopping and setting up and selling food.

[00:16:34] Oh, like an individual?

[00:16:35] It's not a food truck.

[00:16:36] It's a food cart.

[00:16:37] Yeah, whatever hot dogs.

[00:16:39] So food trucks have to have a license or a permit.

[00:16:41] Yeah, if you were selling hot dogs, you need that.

[00:16:44] Well, you don't know what's in that hot dog.

[00:16:46] You don't know how old that bread is.

[00:16:48] And the law was passed and in the law it says to ensure public spaces remain safe and

[00:16:53] accessible.

[00:16:54] And I mean, you can imagine what would happen if a whole group of people switched from say

[00:16:59] a bridge pose to a wheel pose.

[00:17:01] Yeah.

[00:17:02] Somebody could get hurt.

[00:17:03] Well, you know, didn't we have like an era where everybody like broke into dance

[00:17:08] in public places and they filmed it and it was great and we all laughed and said,

[00:17:12] oh, that was really cool.

[00:17:14] So now it's a crime.

[00:17:15] And then how do you police it?

[00:17:17] Yeah, well, you go and write a ticket.

[00:17:20] Hey, everybody.

[00:17:21] Thank you for your payments.

[00:17:23] Everybody, if the police come to try to take it is everybody just say I'm doing it

[00:17:27] for free.

[00:17:28] Can we all agree to do that?

[00:17:29] Or the person, the teacher gets a license and they duct tape it to their ass.

[00:17:34] And when they're in down dog, here's my permit.

[00:17:37] I'd have it right down there by my sweaty junk.

[00:17:39] It's by my permit.

[00:17:41] Here it is.

[00:17:42] Here, officer.

[00:17:43] Enjoy the butt fruit.

[00:17:47] Good God.

[00:17:47] Okay.

[00:17:47] Move on from San Diego.

[00:17:49] Yes.

[00:17:50] Yay San Diego for being the number one stupid story today.

[00:17:54] I know there's all kinds of Louisiana stuff too.

[00:17:57] Diddy.

[00:17:58] Oh, did he?

[00:17:58] Do we do Diddy at all?

[00:18:00] Did we do Diddy?

[00:18:01] Well, when it first came out, I was not shocked.

[00:18:05] There are so many positive motivating quotes out there by Diddy over the years

[00:18:10] where it seemed like he had it together.

[00:18:15] Like he was a good role model for people.

[00:18:18] And then it turns out he's like, he's more of a Bill Cosby than a,

[00:18:22] than a.

[00:18:23] Well, a Bill Cosby likes to beat people up.

[00:18:26] No, not Dennis Rodman.

[00:18:27] Tell me a good role model today.

[00:18:29] Do we have a good role model in society today?

[00:18:32] Somebody that people look up to like we used to with Bill Cosby.

[00:18:36] Father figure.

[00:18:38] Yeah.

[00:18:39] A father.

[00:18:40] Well, Mr. Rogers has been trashing father figures for so long.

[00:18:43] Do we actually have one?

[00:18:45] We don't.

[00:18:45] I don't know.

[00:18:46] I don't know who it would be.

[00:18:47] Al Bundy?

[00:18:48] You know what?

[00:18:49] It's just the individuals out there.

[00:18:50] Who?

[00:18:52] Homer Simpson.

[00:18:54] No, he's kind of a screw up, but he truly loves his family.

[00:18:57] Well, so I think Diddy just, he had, he didn't read the room.

[00:19:01] He didn't understand that he was being filmed all the time.

[00:19:04] So when you're going to act up like that, you're going to be on camera

[00:19:08] and you're going to get caught.

[00:19:09] First, we can talk about his skill at keeping his towel on.

[00:19:12] I just want to say in that video.

[00:19:13] He did hold onto that towel.

[00:19:15] Doing all that physical labor, you know, the kicking and the choking and the pulling down.

[00:19:19] And he kept his towel on the entire time.

[00:19:21] So he was concerned, but here's the question.

[00:19:24] He said later he didn't know that there were cameras.

[00:19:27] That there were cameras.

[00:19:27] Then why were you hanging onto the towel?

[00:19:29] Why were you worried about the towel?

[00:19:30] Yeah.

[00:19:31] What do you care about?

[00:19:32] And if you did know that you were being filmed.

[00:19:34] And you did it anyway?

[00:19:35] And you did it anyway.

[00:19:36] You thought you were powerful enough.

[00:19:37] Yeah.

[00:19:37] See, that's my issue with the elitism that in that.

[00:19:41] Across America.

[00:19:42] Where our topic actually originally started with this idea of the elite

[00:19:46] and how they are so bold now.

[00:19:49] And they just.

[00:19:50] They're not reading the room.

[00:19:51] They're not reading the society is getting tired.

[00:19:55] Yes.

[00:19:55] People are fed up.

[00:19:57] Our groceries have doubled.

[00:19:58] Everything has increased.

[00:20:00] They're.

[00:20:01] Oh, I won't say it.

[00:20:02] I almost said it.

[00:20:03] You know what else?

[00:20:04] It lent itself also at that same time, we ended up going straight into from the

[00:20:09] thing to cash.

[00:20:10] So that's.

[00:20:11] To the idea that capitalism is shifting.

[00:20:13] We're giving everyone an insight on how our conversations go.

[00:20:16] Everybody was worried about socialism for so long and then communism.

[00:20:20] Oh, capitalism is king.

[00:20:23] What are businesses doing?

[00:20:24] What is industry?

[00:20:26] The media advertisers.

[00:20:28] Well, media has been using celebrity basically as almost like royalty in our country.

[00:20:34] Well, now we have reality celebrities because everybody's on TikTok and they're all.

[00:20:38] Influencers.

[00:20:38] Cameras the great reveal.

[00:20:40] Yes.

[00:20:40] That's one of the things that's happening now is as people get more and more information,

[00:20:44] the great reveal is happening.

[00:20:46] And we see Sean Puffy, Diddy Combs.

[00:20:50] Whatever the hell his name was.

[00:20:52] Whatever.

[00:20:52] Anyway, Diddy is easy.

[00:20:54] He's he's now been accused by several other women.

[00:20:57] The woman he did the damage to.

[00:20:59] They had a file charges immediately.

[00:21:02] Didn't she?

[00:21:02] Right after the they settled.

[00:21:04] They said like the next day.

[00:21:05] And then she was then she was unlike Donald Trump.

[00:21:08] She kept her mouth shut and said.

[00:21:10] She did keep her mouth shut.

[00:21:10] I signed a paper of non disclosure.

[00:21:11] And she's still not talking about it.

[00:21:12] And she's still not talking.

[00:21:14] She did the right thing.

[00:21:15] But now there's like four women, four more women have come out and said,

[00:21:18] and then again, are they all telling the truth?

[00:21:20] I don't know.

[00:21:21] I don't know.

[00:21:21] He's a rich man.

[00:21:22] So there's always that question.

[00:21:23] But they were probably scared.

[00:21:24] Clearly he thought he was powerful enough to prevent this from getting out.

[00:21:29] And he was for a while.

[00:21:30] Assuming he's powerful, they must have thought he was powerful enough.

[00:21:33] So they weren't bright enough to realize.

[00:21:36] Well, why did women not accuse Trump before?

[00:21:39] Same thing.

[00:21:40] It's power.

[00:21:42] You don't feel like you have any chance against this kind of power.

[00:21:47] And we can agree that powerful people often use very nefarious means to shut down criticism.

[00:21:54] Yes, all kinds of well, because it's easy to befuddle the whole message.

[00:21:57] Just like you said, and in fact, this also led to our conversation about

[00:22:02] everything's going to be a rental payment.

[00:22:04] Yes, because the powerful don't want us to own anything.

[00:22:08] No, it's easier if we just make monthly.

[00:22:10] Now, the easiest way to look at it is with software.

[00:22:13] Adobe, remember them?

[00:22:14] Remember them?

[00:22:16] You can't buy any of the Adobe products anymore as standalone products.

[00:22:21] You have to everything.

[00:22:22] Adobe, Adobe Acrobat, Adobe, Adobe Photoshop.

[00:22:31] I forget all of them designer, I think, or whatever it's called.

[00:22:33] All their programs.

[00:22:33] Anyway, there's like 20 different programs now.

[00:22:37] You can't just purchase them.

[00:22:39] You have to rent them.

[00:22:41] And it's a monthly fee and it's not cheap.

[00:22:43] It is, I think, quite expensive.

[00:22:45] And if they get you a little at a time, it's like when I finally said,

[00:22:48] okay, I'm not doing serious satellite anymore.

[00:22:50] I've had it for years.

[00:22:51] I buy a car and they give it to me and I like it.

[00:22:54] And I think I like it.

[00:22:55] And then I come to realize they're just feeding me the same shit over and over

[00:22:59] and over again.

[00:23:00] And if I'm in the car too long, I hear you go to work, you hear a series of songs,

[00:23:05] you come home eight hours later and it's the same series of songs.

[00:23:09] And you suddenly realize I'm missing out on a lot and it's only $6 a month.

[00:23:14] It's only $8 a month.

[00:23:16] And you don't think about how $8 a month, $10 a month.

[00:23:20] $2 a month, $4 a month.

[00:23:21] What are you paying for your entertainment?

[00:23:23] What are you paying for your phone?

[00:23:25] Most people have sat down.

[00:23:26] They know what their entertainment payment is.

[00:23:28] Well, all of our payments are going up on a regular basis.

[00:23:31] Whether we, you got to cut things.

[00:23:33] Because they don't want you to bring it back to where it was.

[00:23:35] They don't want you to own it.

[00:23:36] This is my point.

[00:23:37] I have a feeling that cars are going to be that way eventually.

[00:23:40] Everything's a lease?

[00:23:41] Well, everything will be a lease because the payment for owning it and leasing it

[00:23:46] will meet.

[00:23:47] They're getting closer and closer all the time.

[00:23:49] And cars are getting so complicated that if they break down,

[00:23:52] it's a fortune to fix one.

[00:23:54] You're better off leasing.

[00:23:55] And then you come to the maintenance side of things.

[00:23:58] Right.

[00:23:58] So you'll get a license for a particular car

[00:24:00] and it'll be based on your income obviously.

[00:24:02] You won't drive it this many years.

[00:24:03] Yeah, because you can't be poor in driving.

[00:24:06] Sir, we run your credit.

[00:24:07] You can't have an Audi.

[00:24:09] We have this POS right over here.

[00:24:11] You're in this range right here.

[00:24:14] These are your cars.

[00:24:15] Choose from these two.

[00:24:16] I only get two?

[00:24:17] Yes.

[00:24:18] Two.

[00:24:18] Yes.

[00:24:19] That's your choice.

[00:24:20] A one person or a two person car.

[00:24:22] Or a two person car.

[00:24:23] That's it.

[00:24:23] And bicycles?

[00:24:24] Oh, and your mileage every month is limited.

[00:24:27] Yeah, of course.

[00:24:28] You can't drive just whenever you want.

[00:24:30] Whenever you want.

[00:24:31] Because why would you need to?

[00:24:32] If you need to purchase anything, Amazon's right there.

[00:24:35] Oh yeah.

[00:24:35] Amazon's right there.

[00:24:35] Absolutely.

[00:24:37] Rental and everything.

[00:24:37] How did we go from Diddy to this?

[00:24:38] See, this is how conversations actually go.

[00:24:41] By the way, Diddy also has been America's best optical.

[00:24:47] They carried his line of glasses.

[00:24:49] Oh.

[00:24:50] Yeah.

[00:24:51] So women, if you're truly conscientious women,

[00:24:54] you're going to have to get rid of those.

[00:24:55] You're going to crush them.

[00:24:56] Are we going to have an eyeglass crushing?

[00:24:58] Oh yeah.

[00:24:59] Burning.

[00:25:00] No, we can't burn it.

[00:25:01] But Diddy took control of the situation almost immediately.

[00:25:05] And apologized, sort of.

[00:25:06] Confessed, apologized, took responsibility,

[00:25:11] said he was seeking help, and then he asked for forgiveness from God.

[00:25:15] What about the woman?

[00:25:17] But then, about three days after that perfect triage.

[00:25:24] Storm of bullshit.

[00:25:25] Storm of triage to save his career, other women started coming forward.

[00:25:30] Yeah.

[00:25:31] By the way, in his apology, he did not apologize to the woman and later said,

[00:25:36] I couldn't apologize to her because under the terms of the settlement,

[00:25:40] I'm not allowed to mention her.

[00:25:43] Oh, so used his own.

[00:25:45] Ooh, Diddy.

[00:25:47] You went to the school of Kardashians.

[00:25:49] Diddy done it.

[00:25:50] Speaking of, I just read an article today about how their star has peaked.

[00:25:55] Has it?

[00:25:55] It finally has.

[00:25:56] You know what?

[00:25:57] They've done a long, long ride.

[00:25:59] They rode the wave for a good long time, but the American people are finally like,

[00:26:04] we don't care.

[00:26:05] I was done with it the year one.

[00:26:07] We don't care.

[00:26:08] And then it just continued.

[00:26:09] So at some point, I gained some respect for them.

[00:26:11] They do a show that's supposedly a reality show that's anything but.

[00:26:15] No, they revealed all.

[00:26:17] We learned reality shows weren't reality.

[00:26:20] Very early on.

[00:26:21] Yeah.

[00:26:21] Very early on.

[00:26:22] But America loves that show.

[00:26:23] The only kind of reality shows that are real are hidden camera things where

[00:26:26] absolutely no one possibly knows.

[00:26:28] Well, then you go to jail.

[00:26:30] Yeah.

[00:26:31] Or you can secretly feel.

[00:26:32] Did you see the was it American Airlines with the little girl in the bathroom?

[00:26:37] In the first class bathroom?

[00:26:38] The guy that put the phone in there?

[00:26:40] Phone camera down there and the toilet seat and it said out of order.

[00:26:45] So a 14 year old, a seven year old and a nine year old,

[00:26:48] I think were the ones that had been filmed, but they blamed the nine year old.

[00:26:51] When when the 14 year old went back to their seat and said,

[00:26:55] look at this, took a picture of it and showed the parent.

[00:26:58] The parent freaked out as you should.

[00:27:01] So it was a staff member on flight.

[00:27:04] I don't know if it was a flight attendant or not.

[00:27:07] And sure enough, the lawyers for the airline used the defense

[00:27:14] that the nine year old should have known they were being recorded.

[00:27:18] It was the kids' fault.

[00:27:20] Yeah, it's kids' fault.

[00:27:21] Now, of course, the airline immediately within a week realized,

[00:27:24] oh, this sounds horrible and said, think about the logic of that statement.

[00:27:28] Your kids should have known.

[00:27:29] So so basically I'm used to having a camera filming the kids should have known

[00:27:34] it was a camera and then this wouldn't have happened.

[00:27:37] Yes.

[00:27:37] What?

[00:27:38] Well, I'm still curious.

[00:27:39] So did they not read the sign?

[00:27:41] I don't know how they didn't read the room.

[00:27:44] Got to read the bathroom.

[00:27:45] I don't know how they didn't understand.

[00:27:47] It said right above because I saw a picture of the phone taped to the toilet seat lid

[00:27:52] and it said out of order.

[00:27:54] Yes.

[00:27:54] But then you could see the light from the cell phone.

[00:27:57] Those kids were going to use that bathroom anyway?

[00:28:00] So they got there were some pictures, some indecent photos.

[00:28:05] So some of the kids said, hell with it.

[00:28:08] I'm going anyway.

[00:28:09] I'm going in.

[00:28:10] I don't care.

[00:28:11] I got to go.

[00:28:12] Yeah, I got to go.

[00:28:13] I got to go.

[00:28:13] That was the first class.

[00:28:14] Honestly, how do those bathrooms not work?

[00:28:16] I mean, it's just a trap door.

[00:28:17] Yeah, I don't know how water would be the only thing.

[00:28:20] It's going to go out.

[00:28:21] It's going to.

[00:28:22] I would assume.

[00:28:23] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:28:23] I don't know.

[00:28:24] It was a weird story and I thought, wow, those airline lawyers.

[00:28:27] And those people were in first class.

[00:28:28] Yes, the airline lawyers did not read the room.

[00:28:30] How dare the airlines have a toilet that doesn't work in first class?

[00:28:35] And then blame the kid for sitting down and being exposed.

[00:28:39] You should have realized there was a camera there.

[00:28:41] You little hussy.

[00:28:42] Because in your nine years of life, you've been filmed in bathrooms.

[00:28:46] You know how those nine-year-olds are.

[00:28:48] All right.

[00:28:49] That was unusual.

[00:28:51] I thought it was so.

[00:28:51] That was unusual.

[00:28:52] OK.

[00:28:52] Here's something not so unusual in Louisiana.

[00:28:55] Is it a read the room story?

[00:28:56] It went away.

[00:28:57] It's ethics in Louisiana.

[00:29:00] I know these.

[00:29:01] I love these.

[00:29:01] Oxy.

[00:29:02] The irony every time I say it.

[00:29:03] Go.

[00:29:04] Here, wait.

[00:29:04] I want to do that again because it just gives me a little chill.

[00:29:07] Ethics, Louisiana.

[00:29:11] Tickles.

[00:29:12] Anyway, it's odd to see you do that.

[00:29:15] I'm sorry.

[00:29:15] You squeal like a little.

[00:29:16] Cracks me up because they make us watch that stupid video every year about ethics and.

[00:29:20] But you have to admit.

[00:29:21] All the things teachers can't do.

[00:29:22] It has gotten better in the decade that we've had to watch it.

[00:29:26] Yeah, they're using like technology from 2000 now instead of 1980.

[00:29:30] It is more professional.

[00:29:32] Anyway, what's your story about ethics in the voice is still so annoying.

[00:29:36] Go.

[00:29:36] All right.

[00:29:38] When you get one right, remember that guy that goes, all right.

[00:29:41] Get to it.

[00:29:42] Louisiana is going to be shifting its medical marijuana farming to private contractors.

[00:29:47] And while that story in and of itself isn't that big a deal.

[00:29:53] Two universities in Louisiana have the rights to grow medical marijuana in Louisiana.

[00:29:58] And they're the only college in the country.

[00:30:01] Oh, Southern is the only two colleges in the country that are allowed to do that.

[00:30:06] And Landry is going to sign it.

[00:30:07] It's already ready to go.

[00:30:08] Ready to sign.

[00:30:11] These are the only two higher education systems.

[00:30:13] Yeah, like you said, in the country that.

[00:30:15] Grow weed.

[00:30:17] For medical.

[00:30:18] Yes, but it's time to get them out of that business.

[00:30:20] Let them focus on higher education.

[00:30:23] And let them focus on football.

[00:30:25] Damn it.

[00:30:25] To get their cannabis farms up and running, the colleges partner with private contractors.

[00:30:29] Good Day Farm and Allira Holistic Healthcare.

[00:30:31] I love that one.

[00:30:33] The bill will transfer the cultivator licenses to those companies

[00:30:36] and allow them to keep them as long as they file for renewal each year.

[00:30:39] Good Day Farm has billboards everywhere.

[00:30:41] So they're already in there.

[00:30:42] Already here.

[00:30:42] I've never heard of the other one.

[00:30:43] Okay.

[00:30:44] Good Day Farm, which has a much larger operation than Allira,

[00:30:48] has close ties to lawmakers who have given it a near exclusive grip on the market.

[00:30:54] The company's primary shareholder is shipbuilding billionaire.

[00:30:59] Magnet.

[00:30:59] Donald Boise Bollinger, one of the wealthiest people in the state of Louisiana

[00:31:04] and nearly one of the major Republican donors in Louisiana.

[00:31:10] The company's president is John Davis,

[00:31:13] husband of state representative Paula Davis of Baton Rouge.

[00:31:16] Holy shit snaps.

[00:31:18] So Good Day Farm did not respond to a request for comment Monday.

[00:31:22] Well no shit.

[00:31:23] This looks kind of like an ethical violation to me.

[00:31:26] The optics on that look bad.

[00:31:28] Read the room.

[00:31:29] Didn't read the room.

[00:31:30] Exactly.

[00:31:31] Former state representative Joe Marino, who played an instrumental role in helping

[00:31:34] shape much of Louisiana's medical marijuana policy,

[00:31:37] has criticized the legislation loudly saying,

[00:31:40] lawmakers are simply helping one company dominate the market.

[00:31:43] It's a monopoly.

[00:31:45] No other companies will get a chance to apply for a grower's license

[00:31:48] unless either Good Day Farm or Allira relinquish their license.

[00:31:52] Two licenses period end of story.

[00:31:54] For the whole state.

[00:31:55] And so they're controlling it like the casinos.

[00:31:57] Correct.

[00:31:58] While in office, Marino tried to pass legislation that would have expanded

[00:32:01] the number of cultivation licenses, arguing that allowing more growers

[00:32:05] in the industry would help meet the demand for medical marijuana

[00:32:08] and make it more affordable for patients at the state's licensed dispensaries.

[00:32:13] Well, they don't want to do that.

[00:32:14] No.

[00:32:15] That would cut into profit.

[00:32:16] What the hell?

[00:32:17] Less money.

[00:32:18] That politician's husband, he's got to make that jack.

[00:32:22] Yeah.

[00:32:22] Well.

[00:32:22] He needs that money.

[00:32:25] So so anyway, some yeah Louisiana we're all about, you know.

[00:32:30] Okay.

[00:32:30] Colleges need to focus on education, not growing marijuana.

[00:32:34] Like the entire college was focused on growing weed.

[00:32:37] Yes, everybody.

[00:32:38] It was just their little agricultural division.

[00:32:40] Now there's some students somewhere at LSU who's like in his sixth year

[00:32:44] and he's been working at the farm for he's like on the farm.

[00:32:47] Oh man.

[00:32:48] Shit.

[00:32:49] I gotta get a new job.

[00:32:53] All right.

[00:32:54] Well yeah, as long as Landry is in office, I think that it's well eventually you think

[00:32:58] they'll bring forth legislation proposed for legalization across the board.

[00:33:04] No, and because it keeps it expensive because they're fixing to get rid of the THC gummies

[00:33:10] that you can buy over the counter.

[00:33:11] The Delta nines and the Delta eights are about to be banned in Louisiana.

[00:33:15] And I don't know where Louisiana people will possibly go for those after they ban it

[00:33:20] because I mean you can't cross the state lines.

[00:33:21] We all know.

[00:33:22] No.

[00:33:23] No.

[00:33:23] You know what?

[00:33:24] They did such a good job keeping drugs out of Louisiana.

[00:33:26] To begin with.

[00:33:27] To begin with.

[00:33:28] Then we know that.

[00:33:29] And now they can just.

[00:33:30] Can you imagine people getting busted for gummies?

[00:33:33] Delta nine gummies.

[00:33:34] Little chocolate cakes and oh my god.

[00:33:37] Little cookies.

[00:33:38] We are so ridiculous.

[00:33:40] Okay, then we got that.

[00:33:43] All right.

[00:33:44] All right.

[00:33:44] That's another rabbit hole.

[00:33:47] We got a I've got one big story about history and violence but should we save that?

[00:33:55] It was a read the room story.

[00:33:56] It's about equality in society.

[00:33:57] The thing that we're bitching about the most.

[00:33:59] Well, I still have the 10 commandments.

[00:34:00] Yes, because that's going to make our schools better.

[00:34:03] First in the country.

[00:34:05] Louisiana's first.

[00:34:08] I have a question though.

[00:34:09] We don't have anything against the 10 commandments.

[00:34:10] Which version?

[00:34:11] They're a good solid set of rules.

[00:34:12] Which version of the 10 commandments?

[00:34:14] It's the sentiment.

[00:34:15] No, which version of the 10 commandments?

[00:34:18] They said 10 commandments have to be.

[00:34:19] The right version, gee.

[00:34:21] And which one is that?

[00:34:22] The correct one you know.

[00:34:23] Which book?

[00:34:24] You live in Louisiana.

[00:34:26] Oh, the King James Bible.

[00:34:28] Not the Catholic Bible.

[00:34:31] The lightning says I'm coming for you.

[00:34:36] Or the lightning says I agree with you, Glenn.

[00:34:39] The Catholic Bible.

[00:34:40] You got the Catholic Bible, right?

[00:34:42] Yes, that's my Bible.

[00:34:42] There's a whole bunch of different Bibles.

[00:34:45] The 10 commandments are also in the Jewish religious book.

[00:34:49] And we know Hammurabi's code is.

[00:34:51] That's predates it though.

[00:34:53] That's pretty.

[00:34:54] But what I love is they're denying that it was created, this law, for religious reasons.

[00:35:02] No, no, it's going to make our education better.

[00:35:03] Our kids are going to be smarter.

[00:35:05] And it's basically they're putting it up because it's the early legal system

[00:35:09] for our society.

[00:35:10] That's what they're saying.

[00:35:11] Oh, so they're teaching history with it.

[00:35:13] Now the lady.

[00:35:14] Then why isn't it just going in the history classroom?

[00:35:16] Louisiana State Rep Dodie Horton.

[00:35:18] Yes.

[00:35:18] She's the one who sponsored this bill.

[00:35:20] Is she the one who said that it would make our students smarter?

[00:35:23] And they asked her, well, what about atheists?

[00:35:24] What about Muslims?

[00:35:26] And she goes, well, I'm not concerned with an atheist.

[00:35:28] I'm not concerned with a Muslim.

[00:35:31] She's she explained that was it.

[00:35:33] I'm concerned with our children looking and seeing what God's law is.

[00:35:38] Okay.

[00:35:38] You do realize that a lot of listeners in our area would agree with that.

[00:35:43] Here's the problem.

[00:35:44] Again, we're putting these in schools.

[00:35:46] You can agree with it all you want.

[00:35:48] But wait, they said this wasn't being passed for religious reasons

[00:35:54] because that violates the Constitution.

[00:35:58] The lady who sponsored the bill.

[00:36:01] I'm concerned with our children looking and seeing what God's law is,

[00:36:05] thereby implying one God.

[00:36:07] Her God.

[00:36:08] King James Bible God.

[00:36:10] Not any other God.

[00:36:11] Not the Jewish God.

[00:36:12] He's different.

[00:36:13] Not the Catholic God.

[00:36:14] That's different.

[00:36:15] You see the problem?

[00:36:17] And this is what our founding fathers understood, by the way.

[00:36:19] These are the kind of problems that they were trying to circumvent.

[00:36:23] It's going to pass.

[00:36:24] No question.

[00:36:24] Landry's going to sign it.

[00:36:25] Absolutely.

[00:36:25] I know that.

[00:36:28] No, it's already passed.

[00:36:29] It may have.

[00:36:30] At this point in our recording, I think it already passed.

[00:36:34] He's going to sign it.

[00:36:34] I saw it said first in the country to do this.

[00:36:38] Well, the problem is,

[00:36:40] courts are going to knock it down because it's obvious that it was created

[00:36:45] with religious intent.

[00:36:47] You think that's how they'll do it?

[00:36:48] Oh, well, she says it.

[00:36:49] No, no, how they'll stop it.

[00:36:51] I don't know that they'll stop it.

[00:36:52] I think I fully expect next to my In God We Trust sign next year.

[00:36:56] What I think would be cool is put up the Ten Commandments,

[00:37:00] then put up the Jewish version, which by the way has 17 lines.

[00:37:05] A little more restrictive.

[00:37:06] And how about the Catholic one?

[00:37:08] Because there are differences.

[00:37:09] That's the weird thing.

[00:37:11] When you start researching it, there are differences.

[00:37:14] We're getting the Elizabethan King James version, but we have the Jewish version.

[00:37:20] You keep saying that, but no examples.

[00:37:23] Well, in the Jewish, okay, in the Jewish Bible and the Exodus, it's 17 verses.

[00:37:29] They're not laws.

[00:37:31] They're verses.

[00:37:31] They weren't laws when they were created.

[00:37:33] So they were suggestions?

[00:37:35] No, they were verses within.

[00:37:37] And actually, the very first commandment, according to the Jews,

[00:37:42] is, I am the Lord your God who brought you out of the land of Egypt,

[00:37:46] out of the house of bondage.

[00:37:48] That's it.

[00:37:49] That doesn't even say anything for you to do actively.

[00:37:52] He's just letting you know who's in charge.

[00:37:54] Right.

[00:37:56] Maybe he should tell...

[00:37:58] It's left out of Christian text because it's not imperative.

[00:38:01] Right?

[00:38:02] It's not an imperative.

[00:38:06] The second commandment, you shall have no other gods before me,

[00:38:09] is the first Christian one.

[00:38:12] And Louisiana legislature will be using thou and shalt,

[00:38:17] just like the King James Bible.

[00:38:17] Well, it would have sounded weird to say the 11 commandments.

[00:38:21] But for Protestants, the second commandment is,

[00:38:25] it's a variation on thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image.

[00:38:32] But that commandment is not found in the standard Catholic iteration,

[00:38:37] which instead divides the erstwhile 10th commandment into against coveting in two.

[00:38:46] Okay, not just covet thy neighbor's wife and covet thy neighbor's goods?

[00:38:50] Right.

[00:38:51] And they don't have the graven image thing in the Catholic Bible,

[00:38:55] which is where Protestants say that's because you're a bunch of idol worshippers.

[00:38:59] I'm looking at you, Deb.

[00:39:01] Yes.

[00:39:02] I remember when Scarlett came home from Camp Pearl with that line of thinking.

[00:39:06] Now, that's the problem.

[00:39:07] Differences matter.

[00:39:09] Even religions that say they have the same god,

[00:39:13] new religions have been started over differences.

[00:39:16] So this is going to cause a problem, I think, for...

[00:39:18] I'm a teacher.

[00:39:19] I teach civics.

[00:39:22] Here's the thing.

[00:39:23] Am I allowed to discuss these 10 commandments?

[00:39:25] Because there are going to be kids.

[00:39:27] If they say...

[00:39:27] High school kids aren't stupid.

[00:39:28] No, they're not.

[00:39:29] And they're going to purposely ask questions about it.

[00:39:32] Especially the adultery one.

[00:39:34] You know why?

[00:39:35] Because teenagers sometimes read the room.

[00:39:37] And teenagers think for themselves.

[00:39:39] They're actual people.

[00:39:39] They're moving away from their parents.

[00:39:41] 200 years ago, they'd been fighting in wars and marrying and having children.

[00:39:46] And raising farm animals.

[00:39:48] And I realize we treat them like kids now.

[00:39:50] But the fact is their brains have only gotten smarter.

[00:39:53] They're not dumb.

[00:39:54] I don't find that I completely...

[00:39:55] By the way...

[00:39:55] ...about the youth as much as...

[00:39:57] Old teacher here.

[00:39:58] Kids today?

[00:39:59] Sharp as hell.

[00:40:01] They are.

[00:40:02] Just maybe not...

[00:40:03] I hear people go, oh they're so dumb now.

[00:40:05] They don't know...

[00:40:05] It's not the traditional things that you want them to be.

[00:40:08] Well, they don't know the trivia from Jeopardy.

[00:40:10] But they know a lot more about how society works.

[00:40:13] Which may make them in effect more able to navigate the world today.

[00:40:18] Many of them are influencers.

[00:40:19] Because God knows you can't navigate the American healthcare system.

[00:40:22] Can they do it?

[00:40:23] I wonder if they can do it.

[00:40:25] No, it depends on how much money their family has.

[00:40:27] Oh, that's right.

[00:40:28] Yeah.

[00:40:28] Because as they said on South Park...

[00:40:31] You get Lizzo if you're poor.

[00:40:33] Yeah, rich people get Ozimbik, poor people get Lizzo.

[00:40:37] You just need to be body positive.

[00:40:39] Is it time for my story?

[00:40:41] Almost.

[00:40:42] Almost.

[00:40:43] We're going to save that violence history.

[00:40:45] I told you that segue was going to go into my...

[00:40:48] I have to talk about something we've talked about before.

[00:40:51] A certain principle.

[00:40:52] My story is something we've talked about before.

[00:40:54] Okay, well your story is going to lead us into...

[00:40:57] It's going to end it.

[00:40:58] Yeah, it's going to end it.

[00:40:59] There's no place to go after this.

[00:41:00] A while back, listeners of the Long in the Boot podcast will remember,

[00:41:04] harken back if you will...

[00:41:06] A year?

[00:41:07] Two years?

[00:41:07] Three years?

[00:41:08] The year...

[00:41:09] Night?

[00:41:10] Oh no, it's 2023.

[00:41:12] Anyway, Jason Pierre, principal of Walker High School in Livingston Parish,

[00:41:17] had a student.

[00:41:18] She was at a party and she was twerking at the party.

[00:41:22] And this is an honor student.

[00:41:24] She comes to school the next day and Pierre took away his endorsement

[00:41:29] of her for a scholarship, which she no longer got.

[00:41:32] And he stripped her of her position in the Student Government Association.

[00:41:36] She lost her cheerleading position?

[00:41:38] She lost her cheerleading position.

[00:41:41] Tell me what cheerleaders do.

[00:41:42] Wait, Saint Pierre also scolded her daughter.

[00:41:45] The mother, Rachel, told the advocate that Saint Pierre scolded her daughter

[00:41:49] by printing out Bible verses and making them read them,

[00:41:52] and then said she wasn't living in the Lord's way because she twerked.

[00:41:56] But she wasn't the only person in that video.

[00:41:58] No.

[00:41:58] And I question what dance line and cheerleaders do in the first place.

[00:42:03] And the mother was there, by the way.

[00:42:04] Yeah, at the party.

[00:42:05] The mother was at the party.

[00:42:07] Eventually he apologized and changed his decision regarding the Student Government

[00:42:12] Association, but she did lose the scholarship.

[00:42:16] And then he left.

[00:42:19] Well, he's been hired again, kids.

[00:42:21] He's moved on.

[00:42:22] Yes, he's going to be leading a Katie Anna High.

[00:42:26] Oh, in Lafayette?

[00:42:28] Yes, because you can't keep a good administrator down.

[00:42:30] All right, well, a Katie Anna High.

[00:42:32] Just get ready to not dance.

[00:42:33] Yeah, a Katie Anna High?

[00:42:35] No twerking.

[00:42:37] Don't you shake your booty.

[00:42:38] Or booties.

[00:42:40] Elvis?

[00:42:40] Could Elvis have played there?

[00:42:42] Would that have been?

[00:42:43] See, I thought we had moved past that.

[00:42:46] There's so many things that we've moved.

[00:42:49] Everybody's got a little Elvis in them.

[00:42:51] Actually, it's like at the theater yesterday.

[00:42:54] Memorial Day, we went to see...

[00:42:57] Furiosa!

[00:42:58] Yes, and at the beginning you always get that ad that says,

[00:43:02] all these trailers have been approved for all audiences.

[00:43:06] Right?

[00:43:07] All ages.

[00:43:08] All ages.

[00:43:09] Holy shit.

[00:43:11] The first bloody horrific movie...

[00:43:14] It was that Indian movie.

[00:43:15] It looks cool as crap.

[00:43:16] Oh, I can't wait to see it.

[00:43:17] Right, and it'll be entertaining.

[00:43:19] But I'm not sure that seeing someone's head get crushed with a mallet.

[00:43:23] Is okay for all audiences.

[00:43:25] And then Wolverine proceeded to ream us in the most vile language

[00:43:31] about using cell phones in the theater.

[00:43:33] Deadpool had to calm him down.

[00:43:35] But Wolverine cursed at us.

[00:43:37] Deadpool saved it though.

[00:43:38] I mean he came out, he's like, buddy, buddy.

[00:43:40] Man, it was...

[00:43:41] Wolverine was really pissed off.

[00:43:43] And to use the F word and say the things he said to us.

[00:43:46] All ages.

[00:43:46] And I'm just looking at you going, my age is okay but...

[00:43:51] And granted there were no kids in the theater.

[00:43:53] Before the Indian movie, this name I cannot remember.

[00:43:56] No, but we're gonna see it.

[00:43:57] But we're gonna see it because the guy basically just beats up a train full of people

[00:44:00] as he works his way through the train to get his girlfriend who's been taken.

[00:44:04] Yes.

[00:44:05] And I know it's gonna be just totally fun.

[00:44:08] Okay, but that's our entertainment.

[00:44:10] By the way, go see Furiosa.

[00:44:12] Not everybody likes that kind of thing.

[00:44:16] We like it but not everybody does.

[00:44:17] All right.

[00:44:18] She made it epic.

[00:44:20] And that was not the topic we were supposed to do, was it?

[00:44:24] No, you were gonna talk about that last thing.

[00:44:25] Oh, I get to go to mine now?

[00:44:26] Yeah.

[00:44:26] Oh, okay.

[00:44:27] Speaking of letting people do what they're gonna do.

[00:44:29] Okay.

[00:44:30] I read an editorial piece.

[00:44:33] I don't really know a lot of stars' names or anything.

[00:44:36] But the little girl Emma Corrin who played Princess Diana on The Crown.

[00:44:41] Emma Corrin is her name.

[00:44:43] And apparently her armpits have just created a sensation of hate.

[00:44:49] What's wrong with them?

[00:44:50] Well, Emma was recently viewed and I'm gonna call her they because that's what they say.

[00:44:56] Okay.

[00:44:56] Whatever.

[00:44:57] Okay.

[00:44:58] She's already used to dealing with the public and their views.

[00:45:03] They are used to dealing with the public.

[00:45:05] See?

[00:45:06] I can't do it.

[00:45:07] I'll help you.

[00:45:09] It has to do with hair, body hair.

[00:45:11] We've done the beards.

[00:45:14] We've talked about beards and hair a lot.

[00:45:17] Yes.

[00:45:17] We had an entire episode on that.

[00:45:20] We neglected a woman's armpit hair.

[00:45:22] We didn't really address that.

[00:45:25] But there is a history to that as well.

[00:45:27] And Emma's story made me go diving just a little bit to find out what the heck.

[00:45:33] Why do we hate women having armpit hair?

[00:45:35] I remember when Madonna did it.

[00:45:37] Well, it's gross and disgusting.

[00:45:38] I thought it didn't look attractive.

[00:45:40] And I didn't really want to know anything about it.

[00:45:42] If you're gonna have your armpit hair, just have it.

[00:45:44] If you're gonna have your leg hair and not shave it, just have it.

[00:45:48] It's a personal preference.

[00:45:49] Okay, so she's on Harper's Bazaar.

[00:45:51] I don't actually care.

[00:45:53] And she's displaying her hair and she's taking shit from society.

[00:45:58] You know, as famous people have to do.

[00:46:00] Yeah.

[00:46:01] You're gonna put it out there.

[00:46:01] I guess she's...

[00:46:03] So I went to the Smithsonian Institute to look at armpit hair.

[00:46:09] Well, as you would.

[00:46:10] As most normal people would.

[00:46:11] When I think armpit hair, I think Smithsonian Institute.

[00:46:14] Of course you do.

[00:46:15] So personal hair care products, right?

[00:46:17] Remove unwanted hair from the face and body.

[00:46:19] That is just part of hygiene.

[00:46:21] Depilatory.

[00:46:22] Yes, personal appearance.

[00:46:24] So because hair traps perspiration,

[00:46:27] it becomes a breeding ground for bacteria and odors.

[00:46:29] And for all of these reasons, by the early 1900s,

[00:46:33] being clean shaven.

[00:46:34] Oh, and Gillette came out with a safety razor.

[00:46:38] Oh yeah.

[00:46:38] So men no longer had to...

[00:46:40] Yeah.

[00:46:40] So safe.

[00:46:40] That's why I got a spot on my chin that still doesn't grow hair.

[00:46:43] I got a scar too.

[00:46:45] On my leg.

[00:46:46] I sure thought that safety razor was safe for my leg, but it was not.

[00:46:49] Well, I was five.

[00:46:49] I shouldn't have been shaving probably.

[00:46:51] So about 1910, Gillette is now pushing hard

[00:46:54] and you've got beautiful women and clean shaven.

[00:46:56] Okay.

[00:46:57] So...

[00:46:57] But we're missing a whole segment of society, right?

[00:47:00] So around the 1920s, fashion designers began designing gowns.

[00:47:06] Sleeveless.

[00:47:07] Sleeveless.

[00:47:07] Yes.

[00:47:08] And so now women have concerns that is gonna...

[00:47:11] It's unattractive.

[00:47:13] It's masculine for a woman to have, you know, underarm hair.

[00:47:18] I guess.

[00:47:19] Well...

[00:47:20] Didn't they always?

[00:47:22] I assume they did, but now that fashion has drawn...

[00:47:25] So used to be a good woman was a good moral woman.

[00:47:30] And then in the 1920s something happened and it shifted...

[00:47:34] Wait.

[00:47:34] It shifted her goodness from her morality to her body.

[00:47:39] Oh, okay.

[00:47:40] So now all of a sudden in 1920, a woman is a good woman if she's sexy,

[00:47:46] if she looks a certain way,

[00:47:48] if she has hygiene and cares about her appearance.

[00:47:51] So it no longer...

[00:47:52] If that Victorian mindset, right, is out,

[00:47:55] so women are gonna be clean shaven and, you know...

[00:48:00] And it's a very American thing though.

[00:48:02] Oh, it is.

[00:48:02] It is.

[00:48:03] Now Britain too, but it was America first.

[00:48:05] And it was...

[00:48:07] I need to find my section on the magazine

[00:48:09] because magazines that came out during that time began...

[00:48:17] The comment was, we're not here for women.

[00:48:20] We're here to sell products.

[00:48:21] Right.

[00:48:22] We're selling products.

[00:48:23] And so we had to keep coming up with new products.

[00:48:25] God bless America.

[00:48:28] That's it.

[00:48:28] The body itself became the fashion in the 1920s.

[00:48:31] So hair removal was promoted as a sex norm requirement for women.

[00:48:38] The safety razors weren't safe enough for women to shave.

[00:48:40] And then, of course, then women began looking at their upper lip,

[00:48:44] their arms, if you had any chin hair.

[00:48:47] Sure.

[00:48:48] Yep.

[00:48:48] Get rid of all of it.

[00:48:49] It's gross.

[00:48:50] So there was an advertising campaign that started in 1908

[00:48:53] to show Americans that female underarm hair was offensive.

[00:48:57] Don't you get rid of that hair on your head now.

[00:48:59] And don't you do it.

[00:49:00] These industries, no, don't do that,

[00:49:02] were the male hair removal product industry, right?

[00:49:06] Chemicals that melt the hair off your body.

[00:49:08] Yes.

[00:49:08] Your skin becomes burnt.

[00:49:10] It just burns.

[00:49:11] Women were just chimpanzees being tested by companies.

[00:49:15] Because we know about what the vaginal products were for hygiene.

[00:49:19] Oh my god.

[00:49:19] Here, have some Lysol.

[00:49:21] Use that for your dish.

[00:49:22] It was horrible.

[00:49:24] So the practice of removing hair had been unheard of.

[00:49:27] And then all of a sudden, the male people at Gillette said,

[00:49:31] we need to start promoting this.

[00:49:33] We need a pink razor.

[00:49:33] And the newly born, popular and influential women's magazines.

[00:49:37] There you go.

[00:49:39] The big six at the time.

[00:49:40] Ladies Home Journal, 1873.

[00:49:43] Women's Home Companion, Good Housekeeping, McCall's,

[00:49:46] and something called Pictorial Review that obviously didn't make it.

[00:49:51] The goal of advertisers was to not only fulfill women's needs,

[00:49:54] it was to create new needs.

[00:49:56] New needs.

[00:49:57] The amount of advertising for toiletries, beauty services

[00:50:01] was second only to advertisements for food at the time.

[00:50:04] Estimated advertising between 1890 and 1914 grew from 190 million to 682 million.

[00:50:15] Yeah, okay.

[00:50:16] I believe it.

[00:50:17] Yeah, in such a short period of time.

[00:50:19] So they create.

[00:50:20] We had improvements in printing.

[00:50:22] We had railroad transportation, postal services made mass circulation.

[00:50:26] Don't forget psychologists looking at all of this as it happens.

[00:50:30] And Freud out there going women are sexually repressed.

[00:50:34] Get out of your moral shit and.

[00:50:37] But it helps create the advertising business.

[00:50:39] Yeah, and then become a sex object.

[00:50:41] Yeah, I found it fascinating.

[00:50:43] Women need to sell themselves.

[00:50:44] And I also, the literacy rate, that's why I looked that up this morning.

[00:50:48] Oh, the literacy rate.

[00:50:49] The population of women increased.

[00:50:51] That should have been when we were talking about parents.

[00:50:54] Oh, literacy rates.

[00:50:55] Well.

[00:50:56] But think about this at the time from 1890 to 1920, the population of women increased

[00:51:02] by two thirds between.

[00:51:04] Population of women?

[00:51:06] Yes, more women than men.

[00:51:08] 1890 to 1920.

[00:51:10] World War I, all the men.

[00:51:13] Well, we didn't lose.

[00:51:14] I mean, we lost a lot of men.

[00:51:15] I don't know.

[00:51:16] That was the only explanation I could come up with.

[00:51:17] That's too soon.

[00:51:18] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:51:22] This is a Wikipedia.

[00:51:23] So I'm sorry.

[00:51:25] But no, I mean, their numbers are generally on.

[00:51:27] The literacy rate, it says, jumped to 94% in 1920.

[00:51:33] OK, so we're at 94% in 1920.

[00:51:35] In 1920.

[00:51:36] So then I said, well, I wonder what our literacy rate is now.

[00:51:40] And you made a guess for me.

[00:51:41] I said, Glenn.

[00:51:42] Yeah, and I guessed 84%.

[00:51:45] You guessed 84%.

[00:51:46] Oh, there it is.

[00:51:47] What is the literacy rate today?

[00:51:50] And AI said, in 2022, 79% of adults

[00:51:55] have English literacy skills that are sufficient to complete tasks

[00:52:00] like paraphrasing, comparing, and contrasting information.

[00:52:03] And they can make low-level inferences.

[00:52:06] OK.

[00:52:07] Now.

[00:52:07] So that's basically approaching basic on the EOC.

[00:52:10] Approaching basic on the EOC.

[00:52:11] Yeah, that's what that is.

[00:52:12] Yeah.

[00:52:13] So 79%.

[00:52:14] So we're definitely down from 1920.

[00:52:17] But look what it got us.

[00:52:19] It got women conned into believing that they had to be a sex object

[00:52:25] and had to look a certain way and behave a certain way

[00:52:28] based on advertisers' design.

[00:52:31] And then men had a conception of women,

[00:52:35] of what a woman should be because they're seeing it too.

[00:52:38] They may not buy the magazines, but they walk past.

[00:52:40] Oh, they see it.

[00:52:41] Then they see the women.

[00:52:41] Their friends are talking.

[00:52:42] So now here we are getting lip injections

[00:52:46] and putting botulism in our faces and asses.

[00:52:49] And men are getting girth.

[00:52:50] Girth.

[00:52:51] Girth surgery.

[00:52:53] They take fat out of your belly so it's like liposuction.

[00:52:56] So you lose a little hair.

[00:52:57] And then they put it in a place that men would like to have more girth.

[00:53:02] I love that.

[00:53:03] Girth.

[00:53:04] Welcome to girth.

[00:53:05] And tell me which group of men are getting this done most?

[00:53:08] Wayne and girth.

[00:53:10] We're not going there again.

[00:53:12] I live that day.

[00:53:12] Stop it.

[00:53:13] Girth Brooks.

[00:53:16] Now you're just doing this for us.

[00:53:19] Quit it.

[00:53:19] Simon and girth funkel.

[00:53:24] Okay, I'm sorry.

[00:53:25] Take a breath.

[00:53:26] I'm sorry.

[00:53:26] Okay.

[00:53:27] What group of men predominantly are getting the girth injections?

[00:53:32] Oh, this is the fun part.

[00:53:34] Gay men.

[00:53:36] I'll leave it to you.

[00:53:37] Yeah, we'll let the audience do that.

[00:53:39] To ruminate and to stir that in your blood.

[00:53:41] All right.

[00:53:42] So today, and I guess I don't really know what the whole point of the whole armpit thing was.

[00:53:53] Emma, grow your armpit hair.

[00:53:55] Well, I just don't care.

[00:53:57] Do what you want.

[00:53:58] But they're doing magazines using the same magazines that got us in this situation.

[00:54:03] Well, it is weird.

[00:54:04] I mean, you think about it.

[00:54:05] It is a strange thing.

[00:54:07] People go, it's weird women have...

[00:54:08] Well, no, it's weird that they don't.

[00:54:10] They don't.

[00:54:12] You know, we make them work.

[00:54:14] But I guess if you're willing to take a needle to the face with dead botulism,

[00:54:21] then go ahead and shave yourself.

[00:54:24] If you're willing to go that far, you have the right to shave off your hair.

[00:54:27] I don't care.

[00:54:29] If you are brave enough and you're going to take the hits from society, then do it.

[00:54:34] Eventually, the traditional views will die out because new generations come along.

[00:54:39] Something's coming.

[00:54:40] Generation is 20 years now.

[00:54:41] Oh, yeah.

[00:54:42] 20 years.

[00:54:43] 20 years as a generation more or less.

[00:54:46] So it's all going to move.

[00:54:47] And for you young people, take heart in the fact that many of us old people will be dead.

[00:54:52] You won't have to listen to us anymore.

[00:54:54] And then you'll get to be the old people.

[00:54:56] Well, some young people do listen to what the elderly say.

[00:55:00] It may not change what they're doing now.

[00:55:02] But later when they get that age, they'll go, yeah, you know.

[00:55:06] And that's the nature of things.

[00:55:08] That we know it.

[00:55:11] The people that love us and care about us have told us and warned us.

[00:55:14] But until you experience it and do it, you don't get the lesson.

[00:55:18] And in the end, what do you have really other than?

[00:55:22] Shit to maintain.

[00:55:23] Stuff to maintain, people to love.

[00:55:27] Oh, and you created some memories.

[00:55:28] And I guess if you're one of those, then?

[00:55:30] Because once it's over...

[00:55:32] The power to tell people what to do.

[00:55:35] Those people.

[00:55:36] Local boards.

[00:55:37] Local boards.

[00:55:37] We didn't even get to talk about the local boards.

[00:55:38] We left those people off because they meant nothing to me.

[00:55:42] Well, it does mean something.

[00:55:44] BECI.

[00:55:45] Oh, the BECI?

[00:55:46] And the fire thing.

[00:55:47] Yeah, the fire thing isn't my district.

[00:55:49] It's...

[00:55:49] No, no.

[00:55:49] You're just...

[00:55:50] You're lumping everything in together.

[00:55:51] But it is people who have gotten to a level.

[00:55:54] Who should be getting...

[00:55:55] And they think that they're powerful and that all their stuff matters.

[00:55:59] And you know what?

[00:56:00] Take care of our roads.

[00:56:01] I got a bridge that's collapsing.

[00:56:02] Yeah.

[00:56:03] Fix people's roads.

[00:56:05] Take care of their water.

[00:56:07] Use the tax money for the right things.

[00:56:09] And don't take advantage.

[00:56:10] Oh, don't even.

[00:56:11] Ethics.

[00:56:12] Ethics, Glenn.

[00:56:13] What ethics?

[00:56:14] Moral.

[00:56:15] Moral perpetuity.

[00:56:17] It's...

[00:56:18] It's happening.

[00:56:18] It's happening right now.

[00:56:19] Moral imperatives.

[00:56:19] And they want to shut down, again, access to public records in Louisiana.

[00:56:24] What more do you need to know about your government when the guy that runs it wants to hide public records?

[00:56:30] We're all seeing it.

[00:56:31] That's because now we have...

[00:56:32] You would have never known otherwise, but we all see it now.

[00:56:35] Nobody's reading the room.

[00:56:36] So do we think if we can't see the public records then that they're not doing anything wrong?

[00:56:40] Is people are just like, yeah, I know it's wrong.

[00:56:42] I don't give a fuck.

[00:56:44] That's what I hear.

[00:56:45] Oh, you used the F word.

[00:56:46] I controlled myself earlier.

[00:56:48] And I'm...

[00:56:49] I apologize.

[00:56:50] You're angry.

[00:56:51] But I'm just...

[00:56:52] I am completely blown away by the fact of being so bold about what they're trying to do,

[00:56:57] which is to create an authoritarian top-down government

[00:57:01] that will literally control everything you do

[00:57:03] and then tell us how they're going to make us freer while doing it.

[00:57:05] And your peasant kids that went to public school, you know?

[00:57:10] Read a history book.

[00:57:11] 20 years.

[00:57:12] Read several.

[00:57:12] Every 20 years.

[00:57:14] It's happening.

[00:57:14] It's happening.

[00:57:15] Okay.

[00:57:16] I didn't mean to go from arm hair to that.

[00:57:18] I was really just kind of saying...

[00:57:20] I enjoyed armpit hair.

[00:57:21] Let people do what they're going to do because life moves on.

[00:57:26] However, in the sense of government and people who are in charge and controlling things,

[00:57:31] they need to be called out.

[00:57:34] You need to ditty those people.

[00:57:35] They work for us.

[00:57:36] Exactly.

[00:57:37] Weather don't give a front.

[00:57:40] They work for us.

[00:57:41] These are the first two commandments of the Long in the Boot podcast.

[00:57:46] Oh, and...

[00:57:48] There we go.

[00:57:48] Life is about balance.

[00:57:51] Absolutely.

[00:57:51] And you got to maintain everything you own.

[00:57:54] Maintenance.

[00:57:55] Just maintenance.

[00:57:56] Well, the more you own...

[00:57:57] One word.

[00:57:57] The more you own.

[00:57:58] The more you take on, the more you have to maintain.

[00:58:00] All right.

[00:58:00] Well, what have we learned here today, Debbie?

[00:58:04] That life is complicated, but yet it's also simple.

[00:58:09] We need people that are in power,

[00:58:10] but we also need them to be good and honest and actually care about society.

[00:58:15] Please and thank you goes a long way.

[00:58:16] Please and thank you goes a long way.

[00:58:18] I like to be clean shaven, but you know...

[00:58:21] Yeah.

[00:58:22] And I'm not talking about wear.

[00:58:23] Whatever you want to do.

[00:58:25] And yeah, so there you go.

[00:58:27] I guess that's it.

[00:58:28] We're going to wrap it up.

[00:58:29] We'll be back in two weeks after this podcast.

[00:58:32] We're not going back to the original schedule because

[00:58:35] we have things we have to take care of.

[00:58:37] Maybe we'll be doing things.

[00:58:38] Yeah, we have things we have to take care of.

[00:58:39] Your joy is portable though,

[00:58:40] and we're going to take it with us while we're doing our things.

[00:58:43] Yes.

[00:58:43] And then I'll bring my little notebook and I'll take notes.

[00:58:47] Maybe we'll come up with something.

[00:58:49] Oh, bound to.

[00:58:50] Bound to.

[00:58:50] Yeah, I'm sure I'll get an argument with somebody and we can talk about it.

[00:58:53] You're going to get in a fight?

[00:58:54] I don't know.

[00:58:55] Well, we are going to an Ava's concert.

[00:58:57] I'm too old for that now.

[00:58:58] I don't want to get into an altercation at another Ava Brothers concert.

[00:59:02] Three would be too much?

[00:59:03] Three out of four concerts?

[00:59:04] I just never expect.

[00:59:05] I could understand getting into a confrontation at a heavy metal concert.

[00:59:10] Ava Brothers.

[00:59:10] When you feel a little aggressive, but...

[00:59:12] But it wasn't me.

[00:59:14] It wasn't me.

[00:59:15] All right, Diddy.

[00:59:16] It wasn't me.

[00:59:18] It was that guy was one and the other one was...

[00:59:21] And then that guy's girl.

[00:59:23] That guy's girl.

[00:59:24] Which led to the guy.

[00:59:25] That he wouldn't control.

[00:59:26] Ah!

[00:59:27] That's right. You heard me.

[00:59:28] Ah!

[00:59:30] I was there. It's true.

[00:59:31] She was being a biatch.

[00:59:33] Oh, yeah.

[00:59:33] She was drunk.

[00:59:34] Sit down!

[00:59:37] No one else in the place is standing.

[00:59:38] You're the only one.

[00:59:40] You want perfection from society.

[00:59:41] We don't get it.

[00:59:42] We don't get it.

[00:59:43] Life moves on.

[00:59:44] Put me in charge.

[00:59:45] I promise people will sit down at concerts there.

[00:59:49] At the appropriate concert?

[00:59:51] At their appropriate concert.

[00:59:52] There are some concerts you've got to stand.

[00:59:55] I'm willing to stand even at the Ava Brothers for a bumping number.

[00:59:58] But when they went and started doing murder in the city

[01:00:00] and she was still standing, I snapped.

[01:00:03] I couldn't take it anymore.

[01:00:05] Go see Furiosa if you can.

[01:00:07] Furiosa!

[01:00:09] I'm getting pretty good at that.

[01:00:11] Take care of your loved ones and shave if you wanna.

[01:00:15] Here you go.

[01:00:16] Shave if you wanna.

[01:00:18] Bye, people.

[01:00:18] Important words about an important topic.

[01:00:22] Ah, Mr. G.

[01:00:23] He he.

[01:00:24] See y'all in two.